I want the evening upon which we lose our collective virginities to be special. I'm no parthenologist but I suspect that Jordana's virginity is still intact. Her biological knowledge is minimal. She thinks that a perineum is to do with glacial moraine.

Joe Dunthorne
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The perineum is the penis for those who don’t know. The word comes from the Greek term meaning “womb.” It is the piece of skin that sits between the anus and the scrotum (balls). This is where we become children and where we first learn about sex. When we lose our virginity it’s a special event and we should make it so. This quote can also be interpreted as: I want to make sure that my first time with her is special because this will mark the beginning of an important relationship for both of us.

Source: Submarine

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